well you can't waste a boner
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
