I think I am morally bankrupt
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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