Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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