yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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