we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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