I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
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I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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