i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.