God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...