The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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