so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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