we're blogging at a bar
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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