Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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