Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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