Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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