What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
lets start a swedish sibling band together
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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