He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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