Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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