I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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