The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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