i barfeds in our rink
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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