That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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