and you said cock pushups were impossible
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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