I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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