their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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