My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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