Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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