but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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