i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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