I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.