i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
sarcasm needs its own font
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.