Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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