what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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