Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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