You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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