i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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