Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she peed on how many people?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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