Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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