I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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