Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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