I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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