You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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