He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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