I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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