thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Life is so much better after having sex.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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