this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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