Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
need another drink. this is the easiest way
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Let's get the cat blown out
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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