i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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