3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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