They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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