his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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