oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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