i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
