the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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